Find a Quote of Alan King

-Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

-If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

-Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

-You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.