Find a Quote of Doug Larson

-For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

-Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

-Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

-More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

-Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

-The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

-Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

-Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.