Find a Quote of George Bernard Shaw

-Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

-Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.

-Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

-Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

-Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.

-First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.

-Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws of nature!

-If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.

-Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

-Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

-Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.

-Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.

-Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.

-Vivisection is a social evil because if it advances human knowledge, it does so at the expense of human character.

-We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.

-Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

-Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.

-You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.

-Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

-Youth is wasted on the young.