Find a Quote of Mark Twain

-A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

-Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

-Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

-Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

-Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it.

-Golf is a good walk spoiled.

-Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

-I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

-In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

-It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

-It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

-Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

-Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

-The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

-The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

-There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

-When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

-Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

-Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

-Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

-You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.