Find a Quote of Rita Rudner

-Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

-I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

-In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

-Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.