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-An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

-Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

-Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

-Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

-I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

-I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

-I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

-If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

-It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

-Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

-The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

-The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

-There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

-There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

-This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

-You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.